If you're looking at this, you might be on a Linux box running Mozilla, and you've just had your browser window resized to some obscene width and height, perhaps just one or two pixels larger than your monitor space. Like for me, they'll do it to 1602x1202, because apparently their page is SO FUCKING IMPORTANT THAT IT NEEDS TO TAKE UP ONE WHOLE MONITOR.

And it's always the most bullshit pages that still do this, right? Like you'll find a hit in Google and you'll follow it, but the domain has expired, so now instead of looking at how to disassemble an iBook, you're looking at a dozen links to spyware removers, or screen savers, or fake Rolex watches. And that's not enough, no, to hammer the point home, they've also added, willingly, knowingly, Javascript code to MAXIMIZE your window.

I'd like to beat these guys with a sack of ground beef.